Ёлочка и мой Баддичка.
П.с. Убила бы собаку которая покусала тебя!

You've got a pussy
I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick.
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,
I can't get laid in Germany.